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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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