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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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