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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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