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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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