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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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