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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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