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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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