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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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