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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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