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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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