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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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