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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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