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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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