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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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