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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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