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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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