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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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