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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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