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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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