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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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