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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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