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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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