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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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