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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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