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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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