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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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