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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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