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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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