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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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