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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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