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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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