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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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