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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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