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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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