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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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