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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺
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