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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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