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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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