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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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