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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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