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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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