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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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