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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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