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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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