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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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