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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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