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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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