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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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