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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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