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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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