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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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