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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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