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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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