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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻
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